natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

adelesadkins:

Get to know me meme: [two/five] favorite male characters ■ Gregory House

Our bodies break down, sometimes when we’re 90, sometimes before we’re even born, but it always happens and there’s never any dignity in it. I don’t care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It’s always ugly. Always. You can live with dignity, we can’t die with it.

nonelikerae:

Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.

notprocrastinating:

vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings

person: lol no thanks

vincent van gogh: 

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Sort your shit out.

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

kjellbergpie:

"Over the summer, I had also begun to talk with this Italian girl by my computer.
We had never met, she was incredibly beautiful and we talked almost constandly.
As many Italians, she didn’t really know English too well. So, I had to wait around for like 20 minutes for a reply to my messages.
She’d gotten to know my videos through a friend, whom told her to ‘watch this idiot, playing videogames.’
Apparently, she liked that idiot. And I liked her a lot, aswell. But, I knew it didn’t mean anything, unless we actually met.
If it was something that I learnt at this point, it’s that if you want something, grab it. Otherwise, you’ll just regret yourself.
So, after barely two months, I decided to travel to Italy to visit her. I hadn’t traveled alone before and we hadn’t spoken directly at each other.”

19TH OF AUGUST: HAPPY 3RD ANNIVERSARY FELIX AND MARZIA!