twyll:

i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and

and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like

aw yeah

we tight

we bros

but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????

eqocentric:

if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die

_{You sabotaged Foreman’s job interview, didn’t you?} 

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. 

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

ronystart:

do you ever see the person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”

Nothing else could love me, not even… especially not me.

bluthbuster:

TWD Soundtrack ♪ Warm Shadow (Dactyl Remix) - Fink

So, I met this Governor. Sat with him for quite a while. He wants the prison. He wants us gone. Dead. He wants us dead for what we did to Woodbury. We’re going to war.

darylgrimes:

30 days of The Walking Dead
↳ 16. Favorite villain - The Governor