“I can count on one hand,
 the few times I remember being happy.
 All of them
 were with you.”

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

sarabatikha:

What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.

We’ve all been through hell and worse, but at least we found each other…

Mom, Bruce, you’re lucky. You’ve fallen in love with your best friend. The person who accepts you at your worst and laughs at your stupid jokes. The person who knows you better than you know yourself. I would kill to spend the rest of my life with that person.

methhomework:

why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals

I don’t say that to everyone. You have to say it back.

Hugh Laurie + Dancing on Stage

Bonus: 

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bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

catswithbenefits:

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks

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mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless